Here's a little joke that’s timely if you follow American Football:
Old Cajun Boudreaux died and unfortunately he found himself in hell. The devil decided to make him particularly miserable so when Boudreaux arrived he really turned up the heat.
Boudreaux said, "Man, this heat reminds me of the days I spent fishing on the bayou in the middle of the summer."
This made the devil angry that he was not making him suffer, so he turned the heat up to maximum.
Again Boudreaux said "Man, if I knew hell would be like this I would not have feared it so...